Random Thoughts for the Week of June 4, 2012

• Say what you will about it, but I’m proud of our country for launching cyberattacks against organizations and countries that are working on nuclear technology despite the appeals and condemnation of the rest of the world.  When diplomacy fails, why not try a non-violent, effective means of attack?  Now, there’s only two problems with this strategy.  First and foremost, there’s really only about 5 countries that have the resources and expertise to develop and successfully deploy viruses this complex, and they’re not found in the private sector or in high school computer classes.  I think it’d be pretty easy to deduce that the U.S. had a hand in their construction and deployment.  Second, they could be interpreted as acts of war which could escalate things farther than intended.  Fortunately, International Law hasn’t developed to the point yet where the U.S. could be charged or condemned for such attacks.  Take that, Iranian Nuclear Development Plan!
• That being said, I have mixed feelings about the New York Times publishing the story outlining how the U.S. and Israel were responsible for it.  I’ve said before that the media is the only institution that exists today that could prevent the rise of dictators, emperors or other Imperial nations because it serves as a de facto check and balance to the actions and decisions of our leaders.  It makes sure that our politicians are held accountable for the hands they shake and the lollipops they take from kids, and thank goodness for that.  Even still, I think there are some things that really are matters of national security that should never be released, at least not at times when they could impact ongoing diplomatic relations.  Do I think the Stuxnet attack will lead to war?  No.  Do I think the Times article while hamstring any diplomatic or bargaining power the U.S. has when it comes to Iran?  Yes.  They’ve hurt our ability to assist with the monitoring and control of Iran’s regime, and that’s bad news for everyone.  I’d say publish the article … in five years.
• Folks, stop acting so surprised when you discover that Kristin Stewart can’t act.  We’ve known that for years.  She’s riding the wave of being cast in one of the greatest acting opportunities since Harry Potter.  At least Daniel Radcliffe has a limited range of emotions to use in his acting.  Stewart has yet to show an emotion other than moody gloom in any role I’ve seen her in.  Hell, she’s like that in her interviews and public appearances too.
• I didn’t like the series finale of “House” much, but I did love the very end.  House-Wilson is not a bromance, it’s a true friendship.  We should all be so lucky to have someone so devoted to us, even if they rarely if ever express their true feelings to us.  Those two characters were the best part of the show.  I’m glad they ended the show focused on them.  House was still at its best in its first few seasons.  Sure, the shows were predictable, but just how far House would go was never predictable and that made the show a pleasure to watch.  Sometimes viewers and critics are just wrong.  Except me, of course.
• Something tells me that won’t be the last time Justin Blackmon gets arrested …
• Mindi and I watched Tiger Woods win the Memorial on TV this weekend.  The tournament, only 20 miles away from our home, definitely proved to be a chance for him to shine.  Mindi has gone to that tourney for the past 7 years, and I feel bad this was the first year she couldn’t go and it’s because of my enthusiastic sperm.  Even still, we cheered on Tiger’s putt on 16 and were thrilled to see him win it all.  Is he back?  I think you need more than 1 win to prove that.  But I think it’s pretty clear from the crowd’s reaction to ours to all the sports writers writing about it … we all want him to come back.  Tiger, I’d say you’re forgiven.  Good luck to you!
• There was a M*A*S*H* episode where Klinger made a huge push to get hot dogs from Paco’s flown in from Toledo, Ohio.  After Mindi told me last week Paco’s was a real place, she hunted down and bought up some of their hot dogs.  After grilling them up (masterfully, of course), I can say that they are one of the best dogs I’ve ever had in my life!  They were so good I don’t blame Klinger for pushing to get them.  Of course, the gas I had for the next 12 hours was a bit frustrating, but well worth it.
• We’ve been pre-approved for a nice mortgage back in Omaha.  I can’t help but keep checking the website, knowing full well the houses I’m looking at won’t be available.  I don’t care.  It’s like taking one small step back home.
• Mom & Dad are exploring the Midwest on a protracted journey to visit their first grandson, should he ever decide to arrive.  Sounds like they’re having a good time.  Ah, the joys of retirement.
• Lots of weddings and achievements from my friends this past month.  Congrats to you all!
• Very happy with how “Game of Thrones” ended.  Definitely setup a lot for next season.  I’ve gotten enough motivation to start the 3rd book again, remembering what my mom told me that even though they may get a little dull, they’re still worth reading.  Bring on “True Blood” and “The Network!”

ALEXANDER UPDATE

• I’m not going to say anything this week because I don’t want to jinx it.  Needlesstosay we’re at Due Date +1 and we’re fucking ready for the kid to come out.  But, he won’t.  We’ll see what the doctors say today.